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Dear Cosmopolitan Magazine,
I do not once recall in Star Wars and its subsequent installments a moment where Han Solo… “whipped it out” in front of Princess Leia. I’m not sure what movie you were watching, but I can attest with 100% certainty that it wasn’t Star Wars - a cheap ripoff maybe, a sleazy porno of said film, even. Regardless, I’m not denying Han Solo of the fact he’s a suave ladies’ man, something we all aspire to be.
Truly,
“The Nerdy Crockett”
PS
Luke Skywalker used the lightsaber, not Solo; poor analogy.
Epic fail Cosmo…
(via heart-of-palladium)
Posted on September 8, 2011 via The Nerdy Crockett: King of the Geeky Frontier with 25 notes
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Oh good god.
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quickrudeboytotheskankmobile reblogged this from holyhotpantsbatman and added:
At least it wasn’t a “shoots first” pun.
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heathenling reblogged this from thenerdycrockett and added:
YESYESYES. THIS. Thanks brah.
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ianisleet reblogged this from fox-joobie and added:
If I had to be one Jedi in the Star Wars universe, it’d be Samuel L. Jackson.
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fox-joobie reblogged this from ianisleet and added:
-ahem- Jedi hocus-pocus
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heart-of-palladium reblogged this from thenerdycrockett and added:
Epic fail Cosmo…
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epicsmith93 reblogged this from thenerdycrockett and added:
Sometimes, it’s not easy being a nerd…
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thenerdycrockett posted this
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Sometimes, you just gotta go for style points.
